fuckyeahpsychedelics:

“Magical Mystery Tour” by juliaaurea

here’s a little story. 

I was at my friends house after a day at Art Basel. Earlier in the day we had gone to the theater watched Immortals (I was sober. Yes, this is relevant to the story.)We were sitting outside in the gazebo when we decided to smoke. It was around 12 AM, or maybe a little later when I was finally BAKED. Maybe about ten or twenty minutes later, I heard chanting. I had completely forgotten that my friend lived close to a Hare Krishna temple. Honestly the only thought that was in my mind was that I was a virgin oracle and that the gods were trying to speak to me. I flipped the fuck out because I knew somehow that I couldn’t be a virgin oracle. I mentioned this to my friends and we all cracked up and made fun of me. Stupidly I decided to tweet this hilarious moment. KEYWORD: STUPIDLY. The text read something like this: *Listening to Hare Krishna music from across the block and thinking* “WTF I’m a Virgin Oracle!”

I accidentally texted this to my mom rather than to twitter. I told her I was at my friends house eating cake. The cake alone was questionable. She responded with “I have no idea what you’re talking about, when are you getting home”. I couldn’t believe that I was dumb enough to send that to my mom. I’ve said some pretty dumb things when I’m high, but this one takes the cake.

Kiddies, here’s a lesson. If you get high, I highly suggest you stay away from your phone.