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fuckyeahpsychedelics:

“Magical Mystery Tour” by juliaaurea

here’s a little story. 

I was at my friends house after a day at Art Basel. Earlier in the day we had gone to the theater watched Immortals (I was sober. Yes, this is relevant to the story.)We were sitting outside in the gazebo when we decided to smoke. It was around 12 AM, or maybe a little later when I was finally BAKED. Maybe about ten or twenty minutes later, I heard chanting. I had completely forgotten that my friend lived close to a Hare Krishna temple. Honestly the only thought that was in my mind was that I was a virgin oracle and that the gods were trying to speak to me. I flipped the fuck out because I knew somehow that I couldn’t be a virgin oracle. I mentioned this to my friends and we all cracked up and made fun of me. Stupidly I decided to tweet this hilarious moment. KEYWORD: STUPIDLY. The text read something like this: *Listening to Hare Krishna music from across the block and thinking* “WTF I’m a Virgin Oracle!”

I accidentally texted this to my mom rather than to twitter. I told her I was at my friends house eating cake. The cake alone was questionable. She responded with “I have no idea what you’re talking about, when are you getting home”. I couldn’t believe that I was dumb enough to send that to my mom. I’ve said some pretty dumb things when I’m high, but this one takes the cake.

Kiddies, here’s a lesson. If you get high, I highly suggest you stay away from your phone.

thewishfactory:

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Reminds me of Karl forever.

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thedailywhat:

The Bitter Taste Of One’s Own Medicine of the Day: The Tennessee state senator who sponsored the controversial “Don’t Say Gay” bill — which aims to prohibit teachers from discussing homosexuality in the classroom — was refused service at a Knoxville restaurant because of his anti-gay views.

“I hope that [Stacey] Campfield now knows what it feels like to be unfairly [discriminated] against,” The Bistro at the Bijou wrote on their Facebook page.

Reached for comment, Sen. Campfield, who just days ago defended his assertion that it is “virtually impossible” to contract AIDS “through heterosexual sex,” confirmed he was kicked out, saying “I went in there and the lady started calling me names and wouldn’t serve me.”

According to Campfield, the hostess called him a homophobe and accused him of hating homosexuals. “In my business I do rental properties and I’ve rented to homosexuals, mixed-race couples, black couples,” countered Campfield.

He believes the restaurant treated him unfairly. “If you don’t think the way certain people think, then they think you don’t have a right to be served,” he told Buzzfeed.

People denying other people rights simply because they have a different worldview? I agree, Senator. That’s unacceptable.

[buzzfeed / facebook / photo: ap via comapp.]

theworldsgame:

If you’ve not noticed or read about it, note that Lionel Messi made Time magazine’s cover for his third straight FIFA Player of the Year award — except in the United States.

Speaking for myself, I’ve had a problem with newsweeklies choosing a separate cover for the U.S. as opposed to the same one they use everywhere else. The problem is that the American climate for soccer (and it’s much better than it used to be) represents too much of a risk (in terms of newsstand sales) for a magazine publisher to run a cover of one of the world’s best athletes who is not American and doesn’t play on American soil.

We have enough trouble with the mainstream populace’s dismissive attitude toward the sport even when Americans play it. It is getting better, but every American soccer/football fan has a litany of anecdotes from friends with derogatory opinions about the sport.

As a fan, I’m massively disappointed. As a working journalist, I understand why it was done. What say you?

I was really hoping that he would be on the American cover. I’ve noticed it as well.

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fuckyeahpsychedelics:

“Quite Handy” by thecatsproxy

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thedailywhat:

Starchild of the Day: A boy born with bright blue eyes in a southern Chinese village is said to be able to see clearly in the dark.

“Could Nong Youhui be [an Alien] Hybrid or Starchild?” Obviously.

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